Wanker Wall 

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

Wanker Wall by 3Kool5Skool October 17, 2015

Wanker 

A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead

"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"

Wanker by adamwednesday December 10, 2015

wanderspeak

The act of speaking while wandering your way through a process or problem when no clear path exists between the problem and solution

How the heck can we send out 10,000 widgets by the end of the day? I'm just going to wanderspeak my way through this, so hear me out for a minute.

I promise not to thoughtpuke on you, but I'm going to have to wanderspeak my way through how to program this workflow Bob asked me to get into place on the website by week's end

wanderspeak by herewegoinvt May 1, 2016

wanker 

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

wanker by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

wanker 

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

wanker by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

wankertator

The act of hollowing out a potato and using it as a masterbatory aid.

Yo i heard dan's a wankertator!
No way bro!

wankertator by Diagnosable Issues September 13, 2016

wanker's dick 

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

wanker's dick by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016