Urban Dictionary

A place on the Internet that makes you think that you're clever and hilarious but really you're just a sad person sitting in front of a computer screen bored out of your mind

Have you gone on Urban Dictionary.com? I go on there all the time

by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Why are you searching this? YOU ARE ON THE FCKING SITE-
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that people submit entries onto to explain things jokingly, genuinely or urbanly.

Hey, let's make an Urban Dictionary Entry for Dicktionary.
Nah, Urban Dictionary doesn't allow inside jokes

by pseudonym314 April 26, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Basically sexual harassment and anything but an actual definition.

"Let me look up table on the urban dictionary" Table: I have a fetish for tables

by TigerBlues October 10, 2022

Urban dictionary

A place where bitches look up fucked up stuff LIKE YOU

Guy: Hey I can give you some head

Girl: what’s head

Guy: look in the urban dictionary

Girl: EWW FUK NOO

by Ewwshesfukinuglybitch July 1, 2022

Urban dictionary

The site you are using

Urban dictionary is an English teacher's worst night mare

by Secret ??? February 18, 2017

Urban dictionary

A site where people lash out their anger at a specific type of people. Almost never used as an actual dictionary.

Urban dictionary user: 13 year boys are fucking horny shits that need to die

Person who thought this was a dictionary website: huh?

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

the only dictionary that allows f*cking corrupted definitions

Guy 1:"have you seen the definition of my name in the Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."

by R4NDOM DUD3 (h.h.h.) August 18, 2023