Turtle Sink

The act of a student who needs to shit so bad, and all the stalls are locked, so they shit in the sink, and cram it down the drain.

Student1: Hey your back early did you make it on time.
Turtle Sinker: Nah, I had to Turtle Sink it.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Turtle-fern

an individual that reminds you of a turtle. This individual eats like a turtle, pointing their lips out while taking small little bites. Their diet consists of mostly salads.

Marcus McKinney is a Turtle-fern.

by Chippity Chop December 28, 2010

Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

“I know she’s so annoying”

by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018

death turtle

A turtle with the capabilities to kill you by simply crossing the street if you happen to look at it.

"Bro did you just see that Death Turtle?!"
"It's been good." *cries*

by deathturtle666 August 26, 2016

Andrew turtle.

weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas

happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.

by hhshshhshshshsh September 22, 2019

Baggy Turtle

An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.

"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."

by Dr.Doctor101 November 12, 2017

Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020