turkey thighs

one who has thighs like a turkey i.e. THICKE thighs

"dammmnnnnnn look at that girl... she got sum turkey thighs!"

"that Jaqi girl has some hot ass turkey thighs..."

by Amanuel White December 19, 2008

tuna turkey

Tuna turkey is in reference to the love lumps often refered to as camel toes. Another extension of smells like fish tastes like chicken.

Jake-"I'll take out the fucking garbage if you let me baste your Tuna turkey!"
Carlee-"k, get on"

by BCB JAKE April 6, 2006

turkey neck

an unsightly, nauseating wobble of excess skin hanging from an elderly individuals white powdery neck in a comical fashion

brian wilson has a bad case of the turkey neck

by kathy with a k May 27, 2005

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018

Turkey Vulture

Used to describe a scavenged kill during the course of a multi player first person shooter video game; such as taking someone else's kill, or watching two people duke it out then kill the person that is left living (but of course, at low life).

I just killed two people! Damn im just barely alive... Asshole turkey vulture just killed me.

I just got Turkey Vultched at camp curtis

by ScottieO. May 13, 2005

turkey dinner

When you insert two fist into a woman's vagina. She has to be placed into a special position in which her legs are up in the air, while you ram the shit out of her vagina.

Rusty gave Jackie a turkey dinner. No one knows if she survived.

by Rustication October 5, 2007

Swedish Turkey

The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.

I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.

by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006