tool

Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.

That appraiser is a real tool.

by Kermitdafrog May 24, 2006

tool

Someone who kisses ass to get friends

peter had so much shit on his lips tonight. he is a fucking tool.

by sopestarr January 23, 2007

tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

by owned!!! June 11, 2006

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011

tool

Someone who thinks being a tool is a good thing, and reckons that having yu-gi-oh cards will get them chicks.

Tool1: So you like yugioh babe?
Chick: No!!! Bye!!!
Tool2: So.... wanna buy a yugioh dragon?
Tool1: Yeah ill get more chicks then for sure!!!

by Spills1 September 7, 2006

toolbox

A location full of people being idiots or tool s.

Man... I'm never going to that place again. It's such a toolbox...

by FrogJon May 16, 2006

Tool Bag

your fuckin ball sack

"ah shit man i told your girl she had a nice rack, so she kicked me in the tool bag!"

by Kamran Omidi June 20, 2008