Wiki Tool

A loser on Wikipedia or a Wiki who follows the Wikis rules so tightly, they are tools. Common traits are undoing your edits for no reason, claiming every source you present is "not reliable", and overall just being stupid.

Not reliable source. I am a Wiki Tool.

by Wikiwikiwikiwikipedia June 17, 2010

Name That Tool

A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you loose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.

Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...

by Hi beams, Donkey boy October 8, 2008

cocksucking tool

Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.

Dang, you are such a cocksucking tool!

by discordian December 19, 2003

female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis

Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool

by Don Bosko August 26, 2005

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

sonny tool

Tex-Mex Puerto Rican who believes strongly in Sicilianism and The use of Fila and Puma Track Suits. On good days you can hear sonny saying things like "fuggedaboutit" and "you think im funny like a fuckin clown"
He considers himself a "GOOMBA" and his favorite book is "The Goomba's GUide to LIfe" His favorite "hang" is the sons of italy and sonny's pizza in the bronx

fuck you fat shit! you wanna play wit us ok

by Ben mARSHALL April 4, 2005

v-tool

anything that is used to stick in the vagina

i used my green v-tool last night

by mk72118 February 13, 2012