reverse goon

A typical "goon" though it is a backhand version. You grab it like a gear shift and pretend you're in a game of NASCAR and in the home stretch of winning. It is a magical time, though you need to squeeze your chestnuts while backhanding to fully feel the motor humming down in the wind.

Yo gang, my girl hit me with the reverse goon and I thought I went to the netherworld.

by D_rizzle101 December 11, 2024

Goon

To masturbate

He’s been gooning all day!

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Goon

Just a straight goober

G-clocks and boggs are straight goons.

by ThereGoesBeau December 23, 2018

Gooning

the unbeatable furry porn aura farming method,
gooning isnt an act but a lifestyle, gooning ia life itself, we exist thanks to furry porn and gooning ://3

person 1: yo im gooning!
person 2: holy shit... thats... so.. tuff..

by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

flicker goon

a higher intensity form of gooning developed thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans

Friend A: I can goon for 8 hours straight.
Friend B: Yeah? Well, I can flicker goon for 7 seconds.

by eshack May 24, 2024