Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her

Bro this guy is being so different defiantly and evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evan

Your average Evan who plays trombone and has invisible eyebrows.

He’s definitely an Evan

by ThePercussionVibes February 7, 2023

evan kek

A smoll boy that got rejected by his crush Joy. Is very horny always and is 60% gay. Is FCE partners with the legendary,mythical,magical,awesome urban dictionary word creator RCKOS.

Evan Kek: Would you date me?
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......

by RCKOS February 19, 2020

elevator evans

going poop in a public bathroom.

originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down

"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"

"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"

by buttlordprimus May 28, 2019

Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.

Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Evan

Evan is an honest guy. He doesn’t hesitate to speak his mind, but at the same time he can be such a tease. He’s wonderful, even if he doesn’t believe he is. He loves when people make the effort to know him, and he will give the same luxury back. He can be really affectionate but can have a funny way of showing it. Definitely dorky too. When you get him outta his shell, he becomes the funniest, softest, and best of all, dreamiest guy ever. He’s like a Prince Charming, except he is realistic, he has flaws but he sees them. He appreciates you properly. He has a way of making you fall in love. Respect him, he deserves it. Appreciate him, for he is one of a kind. Love him, for that is what he needs and deserves. You won’t regret it.

Evan go suck an egg, haha. Love you

by 🍒CherryFairyPop🍒 December 27, 2021