Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.
by Blamblam999999999 October 28, 2020
by Fishpatty Nelson August 18, 2024
Someone who struggles with day to day activity. Easy, every day things become harder for them. Usually in situations of low social importance or context, a tim bud will fail at the most minor of tasks.
Rick: Hey Randy, can you preheat the oven to 425?
Randy: Should I use a big or little pan?
Rick: I said preheat the oven ya Tim bud.
Randy: Should I use a big or little pan?
Rick: I said preheat the oven ya Tim bud.
by Sambschmidty September 30, 2015
The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.
by NorrisCode July 07, 2024
The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.
On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.
by NorrisCode July 07, 2024
A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing
by Omega Poos Tim April 24, 2018
Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025