Governor Hot Wheels

Loser Governor in Texas who has fumbled multiple disasters in Texas and cost humndreds of lives in the process.

Governor Hot wheels had the national guard deployed hundreds of miles away while hundreds of people drowned in the flood.

by heywood jablome 2712 July 6, 2025

Trap house on wheels

The 661 in the morning and afternoon. Especially when the driver is late.

My bus is legit a trap house on wheels

by The 661 trap house November 7, 2019

Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel

Where u get rejected by a girl u really like and get publically humiliated abt it the rest of your life

Me: Hi (at the Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel)

Her: Ur ugly af

by Basic🤡 February 14, 2020

Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020

Third wheel

Caden

I tried to help him, but he's too lost to eve realize he's a third wheel

by talexirl September 14, 2022

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

by Road rasher August 13, 2023