A relationship you have with a bro via another bro by way of meme sharing without ever having knowledge of one another’s existence.
by Christian is great January 7, 2024

by lismo September 24, 2020

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016

Not quite the friend zone as you may lay with a friend but denied by constant relationships, the friend may become single but will soon run back to said ex leaving you wait longer.
Dan: "dude I could totally be in her bed right now, got that tension with her init"
Ben:"bruh she single now? You best hit that before she goes back again"
Dan:"aye pal, don't want to get in the relationship zone again bro, shit sucks"
Ben:"bruh she single now? You best hit that before she goes back again"
Dan:"aye pal, don't want to get in the relationship zone again bro, shit sucks"
by Dutchy May 4, 2017

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance
by Trombowen66 June 1, 2018

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
by il Alpha March 10, 2025
