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Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
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If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
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