Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny

I really want to Ed-templeton you

by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021

Ed Andersson

Ruby Coombes' dad. Dont ask questions.

Wow i swear thats Ed Andersson? Yeah him and ruby cant stay off eachother

by EpicKKKmember November 20, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.

Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!

by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021

Ed Hiemer

having alzheimer affects/effects from t.h.c edibles.

I ate 100m.g of those pot edibles I became Ed Hiemer for 5 hours.

by Stovepipemcginty September 15, 2021

Glipnorp(ed)

trippin absolute ballsack
in blissful dimension

Ya bud, I’m absolutely glipnorped right now.
Yo, he’s geeekin, dude is absolutely glipnorp(ed)

by cstrr September 21, 2021

@ed

The verb form of @, used to refer to having @ed someone in the past.

"Sorry I @ed you"
"No it's fineee"

by marcywustanlolz September 22, 2021