Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved
by LumberJones April 12, 2022

Based on the Jimmy Neutron "Sodium Chloride" Meme this statement is used to express that the poster has scientifically explained something in an unnecessary, obvious, or otherwise annoying fashion. Similar to Um, Actually except it specifically refers to scientific statements.
ME: I don't like the SMAA 2x setting, it makes the game look blurry
Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry
ME: No it's Salt
Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry
ME: No it's Salt
by dxgg June 10, 2020

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

by cesuna December 4, 2016

by CaptnSparrow April 14, 2023

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
by MilitiaP May 14, 2024

when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.
never hang around someone in this state.
never hang around someone in this state.
friend1: piss off you fat twat
friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!
If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.
friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!
If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.
by bazingalover February 8, 2024
