peanut

a person (typically a woman) whom likes to be pissed and nutted in

Him: "Damn! I'm so horny right now, but I also need to take a piss."

Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"

by itzthtguy December 5, 2023

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

peanut butter jelly time
Peanut butter peanut butter jelly time baseball bat baseball bat ohway-ee-at ohtheh-yee-go

Describes the use of any social media platform to write "peanut butter jelly time", or any variation thereof. The account used must not be linked in any way to the perpetrator's own account. To be a true PBJT, the unsuspecting victim of this act must have unwittingly left him/herself logged in. This act is not a true PBJT if it is accomplished with the use of known login info. The joy in PBJT-ing comes from the knowledge that the victim left him/herself vulnerable to the act.

Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb

Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.

"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"

Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.

by AK199295018 September 15, 2019

peanut butter shelm

some good eat'n, a very taste treat that dont take to long to make!

" Wow this is some good eat'n this peanut butter shelm, it tastes as good as travis looks!"

by goodeatin November 27, 2003

Peanut butter jelly neck

Crusty neck

Go wash your peanut butter jelly neck

by Cuchiecoo June 28, 2018

festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017

Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Peanut

The cutest most amazing cutie in the world and the most beautiful and perfect and gorgeous and precious and cutest patootest ever in the world periodt. And the most sweetest and kindest and most greatest existence to ever exist in the whole universe. :3

I love Peanuts

by allamamonke July 19, 2022