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Moon shoes

You can buy a pair of moon shoes at your local shoe store for a good price. The purpose of this product is to "bounce all over your girl."
Dude 1 - I just bounced all over my girl with my new moon shoes

Dude 2 - Nice, now I have to get my new moon shoes
by Ilovemoonshoes123098 December 16, 2013
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Misty moon

The act of one putting their bare ass inches from someone's face , farting and most importantly spraying a brown fecal mist.
Ex 1. Before I called her a cab this morning. I drank a big glass of expired milk , then gave that broad a misty moon.

Ex 2. I got that fool good. I misty mooned his ass when he was sleeping
by Cheesy placenta February 4, 2020
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moon bus

a type of trasport that carries mentally disabled people, usual has a wheelchair lift at the rear
haha, the moon bus has stopped again... sams gonna get a beating
by flat stanley November 6, 2007
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left of the moon

A word like werd or cool or whack - it doesn't mean anything. But it does.
This guy - "Yo dude, what's up? How's the band?"
Awesome guy - "Oh, pretty sweet, left of the moon, you get what I'm sayin?"
by TheKhakiN8R July 7, 2008
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milky moon

When your man slaps your face with his cummy dick and he does it so many times that you develop moon craters on your face that are filled with cum
I love when he whips out his big milky moon.
by Big foot forest October 3, 2017
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angela moon

She has a big heart .she is someone who takes sex to a different level... loves to make others know she can rock there world .and know they can't get enough of her..she is a free spiritual women..her eyes are so hot when you look into them their so beautiful you get lost...her boob's are a perfect bounce to her looks knowing they can get you just as fast as the eyes...a strong spirit ..fantastic lover...and a mean streak that's known when made mad...and will show she can lead the pack any where she wants them to go..
Angela moon means a strong independent spiritual women that can't be lead ..but is the Dominic leader to follow
by Backwoodscountrygirl January 22, 2019
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Moon Bag

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.
Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!
by LowerCasel September 5, 2021
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