Pot Fairy

The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.

The Pot Fairy is calling!

by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020

Pizza Fairy

Someone who gives or loans just enough money for food, usually ordering them a pizza online.

Hey I’m completely broke and don’t get paid until Friday, could I get a wish from the pizza fairy?
No worries friend pizza is going to be there soon. Pizza fairy ftw!

by cheesebunny December 19, 2020

molly fairies

The small fluffy particals that fly in the air after smoking the drug molly off of tin foil

Wow look at those molly fairies floating in the air

by Rissy Roo October 23, 2020

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

by weavehole December 29, 2020

lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

Booger Fairy

One who slurps or sucks the boogers out of their significant others nose.

My boyfriend is a booger fairy and i love it.

by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021

Beer Fairy

The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.

The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.

Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast

That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!

by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012