A person who has no eyebrows so he has a nine-inch forehead. He is also so addicted to taming.io that he plays it all day during class, grinds it at home, and would pay his life savings to actually be good at the game (which he isn't).
The Forehead Fairy: The forehead fairy will bless you with his nonexistent taming skills!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!
by Matthew is bad at everything May 31, 2022
by DayNuhSaurus January 27, 2023
Hey I’m completely broke and don’t get paid until Friday, could I get a wish from the pizza fairy?
No worries friend pizza is going to be there soon. Pizza fairy ftw!
No worries friend pizza is going to be there soon. Pizza fairy ftw!
by cheesebunny December 19, 2020
A cute ass bitch who cooks the best breakfast you will ever have and you can't believe what a lesbian power couple you are with them
by minge-like substance January 26, 2022
by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023
Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!
by iluvkim March 11, 2010
Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.
FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
by SeksiLexi421 April 21, 2024