forced speedfapping

when you are in the act of masturbation and you hear your family coming home

i had to write this shit forced speedfapping

by DoesThisCount May 12, 2017

Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.

It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!

by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018

air force blue

To have spirit for the Air Force.

Oh man, Tom's bleeding Air Force blue in that USAF hat.

by the_man_of_no_words September 26, 2017

liquid force

the act in which you fuck the girl so hard, she pisses herself

"Yo dude. I used that liquid force move on your bitch."
"Good shit."

by jdabbo October 14, 2017

Nagnetic Force

a special force one feels due to the proximity of supreme bro, under the influence of which all communications are interpreted in a sexual way.

Nagnetic force is strong here
That guy brings a lot of nagnetic force
Under Nagnetic force a simple sentence like catching snake will be interpreted to holding a penis

by AstronomyGenius October 23, 2017

forced shut down

a forced shut down means an immediate action must be taken or a holt in proceeding.

"Sam has committed fraud we will need to do a forced shut down on him" meaning termination

by T))& June 20, 2017

forced cheeseburger

A kink act involving force feeding, a bound vegan a cheese burger.

So I was fucking the vegan chick the other night and she wanted the forced cheeseburger!

by not sire November 1, 2017