celebrity tax

An upcharge you pay at an establishment that is run by or employs a celebrity on site.

The prices at Hell's Kitchen are insane. You pay such a celebrity tax just because Gordon Ramsay's name is on the sign!

by Goectsche May 19, 2023

Soldier Tax

using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.

For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.

smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.

by buck35 April 28, 2011

women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-

Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.

by georgiatrue January 23, 2020

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024

Pass tax

When you have to pass the weed to other people constantly, you get a "free hit" out of rotation.

Kathy sat between Jason and JR on the couch, so she collected pass tax every time she passed the joint between them.

by May 28, 2023

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

by PedalPower August 17, 2017

Green Tax

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors

"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."

"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."

by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024