Take a seat

To catch a predator almost "in the act"

"Why don't you take a seat right over there"

by jazzhands123 January 19, 2019

Take a Tucky

The act of an anally retentive dumb conservative trying desperately to poop by listening to the soothing sounds of a racially charged Tucker Carlson Fox News Rant.

Billy Jo Bob was constipated all day after he saw an NFL player kneeling during the national anthem so he took his phone to the bathroom and tried to take a tucky.

by meqanick October 4, 2018

take a Trump

To have a bowel movement so large you worry you'll have difficulty flushing it away.

I really need to take a Trump but Mary's toilet is low flush. I may have to flush 10 or 15 times.

by Paris6174 December 22, 2019

Take a 'Trump'

When you got to the bathroom to poop, and most of it goes well but the last little bit won't leave.

Friend: Hey, man, you we're in there a while. Everything okay?

You: Yeah, I had to take a 'Trump'.

Friend: What?!

You: A Trump, the turd wouldn't get out no matter how hard I pushed.

by Jeri_Shea November 21, 2020

Take two

#DoubleEntendre Could mean take two more shots or hits of marijuana blunt/joints or peace out , deuces ✌🏽

Have a good night; take two!
Me : I want another shot! Them : Take two
Hitting a joint take two puffs

by B-DUB W. May 11, 2021

Take care

Used to refer to those of whom one perceives as 'having issues' or being 'a bit mental'.

You think you're Jesus? Okay, you take care now

by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022

Takes the Awards

Meaning that something is awesome, cool, dope, fly, of the hezzy

Did you hear that new song by 50? It takes the awards dawg.

by AndyDrew May 16, 2004