Cats table

Gossip

Gossip spreads at the cats table.

by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020

noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.

Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.

by Thumper010 September 3, 2017

Sur La Table

A store chain that has kitchenware

I've never heard of Sur La Table.

by JulieFayePrice September 17, 2020

Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.

Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”

by Pensisnep October 14, 2021

Cartography Table

A very sexy object that anyone could bang at any time

Bob” look at that sexy cartography table, i would smash.”

by Big_pp_energy November 23, 2019

feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.

Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.

by D Chris April 22, 2024

table

It is a french food that is created by mashed potatos and snails

mmm i love eating tables

by Aannoyingindividual March 17, 2022