A mental attitude where a person is so infatuated with themselves and their goals that they become impatient and shut things out of their life or procrastinate on things they need to do rather than what they want to do. This kind of person indulges in self-care, and anything that doesn't concern their well-being and/or livelihood that causes them stress is irrelevant and trite.
If they're not focused on their goals, they're waiting for that moment for god to come along and " bless " them with an important goal.
If you relate to this, you probably have some other mental disorder and/or watch too much anime.
If they're not focused on their goals, they're waiting for that moment for god to come along and " bless " them with an important goal.
If you relate to this, you probably have some other mental disorder and/or watch too much anime.
I told my followers on Twitter I'm taking a mental health break and one of them commented " ratio ". They don't even follow me and they hurled an insult at me anyway. I think they have a case of protagonist syndrome.
by Goku Gaming October 16, 2021
Get the Protagonist Syndromemug. A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN syndrome, get him out of here"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN syndrome, get him out of here"
by grumham March 18, 2011
Get the CERN Syndromemug. The act of mispronouncing the word hummus and saying Hamas, hence confusing a delicious chick pea dip with a violent Palestinian national group
Man, I was at this Lebanese restaurant and these dude had wicked Hamas Syndrome, the waiter was really pissed off!
by dman111111111111111 April 14, 2009
Get the Hamas Syndromemug. The "Alex Squared Syndrome". In other words, a syndrome that causes the individual to be late to EVERY event. It derived from both Alex's: DM & DB. You know you've got it when you're tired as heck, look a little high, or start arriving late to events in a consecutive sequence. You'll never be early, nor on time, once you've got the syndrome!
DM & DB arrive late to a band event.
DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!
DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!
DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!
DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!
DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!
DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!
by alealealejandro June 21, 2011
Get the A^2 Syndromemug. You can say someone is suffering from Spiderman Syndrome, when they offer unsolicited help, make a mess and leave. Someone else has to clean the spider-web's they left.
My manager suffers from spiderman syndrome, he just bulldozed into my current project and made a mess and left, now I've to cleanup everything.
by Suaveitsme December 10, 2009
Get the Spiderman Syndromemug. When having sex the female just lays on the bed like a starfish. Not moving or contributing to sex in any way.
John: Dude you totally fucked Sarah last night! How was it?
Bill: She had starfish syndrome.
John:: Fucking weak dude.
Bill: She had starfish syndrome.
John:: Fucking weak dude.
by DCDirty March 11, 2009
Get the Starfish Syndromemug. The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.
Guy #1: How's it going?
Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.
Guy #1: How did you let that happen?
Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!
Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.
Guy #1: How did you let that happen?
Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!
by Jscotty November 2, 2007
Get the Dorito Syndromemug.