steven

a guy that had a younger brother who made both my lips fill with pineapple flavoured salvation during 7th grade

steven, i want to eat your brother's glow in the dark lightstick

by lmsoyduyc August 6, 2023

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Stevens(d)

When a direct reply to the sender of an email would suffice, but public shame and humiliation are more appropriate so you reply all to an egregious error in an email to establish dominance.

You wouldn't have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.

by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022

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weak steven

A sexual act when a man places his folded flaccid penis into a woman's vagina which causes an erection.

She wasn't in the mood and I wasn't either, so I threw her a weak Steven.

by Cre8er March 14, 2016

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Jack Stevens

Such an amazing person. Someone you can always count on. He is the best boyfriend, if you can mange to get him to like you. He has amazing brown eyes and the best smile ever.

Girl: ahhhh jack Stevens do me cute doe!!!

Girl2: yeah he is

by Sianananan an February 6, 2021

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A guy who stays away from the crowd but is charismatic. He tends to like younger girls. He’s very busy and doesn’t have a lot of time for those who want him. He listens but is also a good talker. His talent and genuine kindness is attractive. The girl he talks to calls him Stevie.

“Hey Steven”
“Hey, how are you insert name”
“Good, just missing you”

by ivegotrizzfordays March 7, 2023

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