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Portable Cleveland Steamer

Another name for the Steam Deck, predicted by Gape Newell several years before the actual steam deck was revealed.
The Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It'll provide you some jack pleasure on the toilet. You know whatever you need it for...
by Uncle Gubber September 11, 2023
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virginia steamer

when you creampie a girl in the ass and then lay down and have her shit on your chest and you get up and hug her... virginia is for lovers!

this is made famous by daEz0r
dude i did a virginia steamer to this hawaiian girl in hawaii she was impressed!
by shawn mitchell, clumy, July 2, 2004
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The Cleveland Steamer

The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat
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by Mephisto666 July 23, 2008
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clevland steamer

While fucking a girl, you pull your dick out, stand over her, and shit on her chest.
Linda was so bad in bed last night I had to give her a clevland steamer.
by E Rock123 November 13, 2006
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Christmas Steambag

you take a big chick, put her in a santa like sac, then take a shit in it and throw it over your shoulder (shouting ho ho ho is optional)
Dude, i gave that fat chick a mean christmas steambag last night
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Chicago Steamer

A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.
Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.
by themanofthehour April 5, 2005
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new england steamer

After or during sex when you take a dump in someones mouth it is known as a New England Steamer.
Hey, If you gave a bitch a New England Steamer and then a Clevland Steamer on her chest would it be a road trip?
by Brian P July 28, 2004
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