Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

Sniper Trifle

A trifle from a distance.

That bitch ain't nothin' but a loaded sniper trifle.

by countmonte January 25, 2011

Spider-man glove

When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.

We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.

by a. dow. February 27, 2011

Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.

I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!

by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011

Sniper Versus Spy

1. A situation where two people are intentionally avoiding each other, but at the same time trying to meet up, wanting the other person to think it was unintentional; usually to discuss something after a disagreement or a conflict.

2. A situation where two people are trying to kill each other and are searching for each other WHILE one of them is evading and the other is pursuing. In other words, both are trying to kill each other, while one is running and the other one is chasing.

Confusing, right?

1. "Bob, you've gotta stop that sniper versus spy with Joe. It isn't going to help you restablize your friendship."

2. "Don't try to kill that person because you too will be in a sniper versus spy, and he has contacts everywhere. You'll be dead before you even THINK of THINKING of running."

by legitness555 August 9, 2012

sniper review

n/v; to enter a file, review all working papers, leave review notes and exit the file without knowledge of the audit team. Upon opening the file, the audit team realizes a review has been performed, and review notes left, without ever having had any idea it was coming.

I was out at a client and had no idea my manager sniper reviewed my audit file until I went into it and saw review notes everywhere.

by JazzerciseD February 3, 2013

spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015