charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

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kentucky corn snake

Having anal sex after your partners compiles a "crap ton" of corn and pulling out to find that your man tool is speckled with curdels

Eric and Barry were double deep with a prostitute and were soon surprised to find that they had experienced the Kentucky corn snake for the first time together!

by Mastadon C March 28, 2015

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Snaky • snake • snakebite • snaked • snakeeyes • snake in the grass • snake charmer • shaky • snake bitch • snacky

You is a sNaK

"You is a snack"- you're fit

~~Meaning they have a crush on you~~

You is a sNaK

by The chunki chinki November 9, 2019

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Snakedick

When the penis sheds all of its skin, like a snake.

You better stop going to glory holes. They'll give you snakedick.

by Conany October 18, 2010

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Snake Oil Salesman

1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.

The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.

by BadAtAcronyms June 7, 2017

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