when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it
Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.
March: Okay.
by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012
Get the sausage slapmug. Where you fill your ass with a bunch of air, then slap your freind releasing what is a so called "Whoopie Slap" or a massive fart.
by Liwty:) January 13, 2011
Get the Whoopi Slapmug. to slap cheeks is to bang. when individuals join in intercourse, the sound of their bodies is what slapping cheeks derived from.
by cheek slapper June 19, 2018
Get the slap cheeksmug. The act of pouring a small (you dont wanna waste) quantity of beer into the palm of your hand and then slapping someone. The beer makes a good sound and also leaves the person with a beer smell on them all night.
by Stuart Fleming June 11, 2006
Get the Beer Slapmug. The act of shitting in the pocket your hand. Followed by you slapping the face of your partner making it look like they've been slapped by a cave man with filthy hands.
"Tilly was extremely upset about the Caveman Slap she had recieved hours earlier because it still smelt horrid."
"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."
"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."
by Dal-Dal October 11, 2006
Get the Caveman Slapmug. by overdrive123321 April 5, 2008
Get the nobby slapmug. A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.
by Sandrino December 24, 2008
Get the purse slapmug.