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the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
by Steve March 17, 2005
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doing the simmons

thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.
doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.
by john bublee July 20, 2008
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Lucas Marc Simon

A person that is passionate about aircrafts. He dreams about being up in the air far above the clouds. When Lucas Marc Simon has a dream he will fulfill it. Further he will help you in every situation of your life and will always make you laugh.
Did you hear Lucas failed his math exam again?
Lucas Marc Simon got the job as a flight attendant!!!
by forry17 January 27, 2017
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Pull A Simon

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.
Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.
by OGanalog March 31, 2018
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Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.
So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!
by Eilicec September 27, 2019
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Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.
And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.
by Cigarella June 28, 2020
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