Shark Bite

A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.

Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !

by Deathdog April 24, 2008

Shark Week

If you have a girl who gives blowjobs with a lot of teeth involved, it's that time of the month where blowjobs are all you get because she's on her period.

"Johnny said he's been chewed to pieces by Sally - I guess it must be Shark Week again"

by AGeezy September 14, 2009

Shark Attack

The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.

Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.

by tacotron January 2, 2009

butt shark

When you suprise someone by sticking 4 fingers up their crack quick like. This is done best when they are wearing underwear or other loose fitting clothing and they are walking up the stairs.

My guy just gave me a fucking butt shark! No way is he gonna get any tonight...

by jessiejane27 January 4, 2011

dick shark

A phrase used by drunk Russians trying to emulate Americans. The meaning of dick shark varies based on context, and can apply to both male and female subjects.

Dude, Pieter is such a Dick Shark. Yeah, but he still won't screw Anastasia. She's the one sharkin'.

by James_in_Texas February 1, 2008

Booty Shark

To go out to the club/bar or to a party and hunt for prey aka booty. Be on the lookout for potentials.

I am going out tonight and I am going to booty shark for a new man.

by Shortydowop October 5, 2007

whale sharking

when you are so hungry (read as menstrual or psycho - munchy)that you ingest food like a whale shark with your mouth wide open and eating vast quantities of whatever floats by.

I had PMS so bad I was whale sharking all night!!!!

by David Goetz January 19, 2009