salts

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”

by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023

Salt

When something is fire fire, awesome and cool

This donut is salt bruh

by Digglerbits April 24, 2024

to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.

I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!

by CmdBanana June 10, 2024

the salt shaker

when a guy cums in a girls mouth then shakes her upside down until it comes out her nose

“how was the sex last night?”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”

by ratatouille p*rn April 12, 2021

Hair salt

When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.

She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.

by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018

Salted Rim

Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it

He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time

She he was the best salted rim shes every had

by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.

jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.

by billferd January 1, 2014