Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

by SwankBank June 7, 2018

Greeley Steam Roller

The smell of cow crap and burning bones/blood in Greeley, Colorado.

Wow, it really smells like a Greeley Steam Roller outside.

by Brittwitt89 February 29, 2020

sticky lint roller

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.

Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.

by captaincrunk April 3, 2020

Big Dick Roller

Someone who steamrolls through other players in video games having the bigger dick therefore they are considered a big dick roller

These kids on Call of Duty tonight have no clue what they're about to get hit by a team of big dick rollers

by Sexy single Battery Sandy June 15, 2020

Glesga Steam Roller

One person lies down and the other sits on their chest. The person on top does a shit and then uses their bum to press it into the chest of the person lying down, moving back and forth like a steam roller.

Big Tam gave Senga a Glesga Steam Roller the other night - she pure loved it.

by anthonymcg1803 December 29, 2020

riding my rollercoaster

HOP DA FUCK OFF MY WOOD BRUH

tell yo bitch to stop riding my rollercoaster

by zombofromdaJ February 4, 2021

Berlin Steam Roller

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.

I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...

by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021