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Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.
She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.
by KillBot69 January 28, 2019
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partial retard

one who isnt a total spaz but basically acts pretty stupid and/or like a tard.
* when Mark threw the wild bear a sandwich I was certain he was a partial retard.
by jenni! holla! August 1, 2008
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abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.
Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.
by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018
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retard shit

This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.
example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."

scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.
by niteridet December 3, 2019
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retarded donkeyy

Retarded donkeyy is a gay person named Khaled who looks like a retarded donkey
Did you see the retarded donkeyy?
I saw him taking Badrs phone earlier
by Big booty badr March 8, 2020
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botnet retard

People like Twisty, the Garbage Chicken Master. I.e ( Zonehax, and all of the other Instagram retards)

One way to find these people is by scrolling through all of the users with the following strings in their bios,

"Security Researchers", "Cyber Security Analyst", "Hacker", "Lizard Squad", "Selling Net Spots", "Retired Legend", "Metasploit Pro", "Selling Cracked Accounts", etc.

If you find anyone of these types of people or have anything to add to the definition please let me know at @mindoftech on Instagram.
Twisty is a botnet retard. Botnet retards like to flex on fake knowledge known as a fantasy or claim to be "godly".
by godremedy December 23, 2019
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Nathan Retard

That is fax ... is is soo annoying and should die, he is repetitive and not funny.
Person 1 -Nathan Retard is Nathan Retard.
Person 2 - Thats Fax
by DripGodEtan April 7, 2022
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