Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Putin

Putout

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by void_17 August 1, 2019

putinsain

The holiday of Putin's holiday

Today is putinsain.

by v1sero September 3, 2019

Pettinuity

Using your ingenuity for the act of pettiness.

Pettiness at a level of premeditation

The act of finding new ways to be petty

Diabolical Pettiness

Shawty said she keep pennies in the car to throw at people! I aspire to have that amount of pettinuity

My pettinuity drives me to be petty 3 days ahead of time!

by Zabee September 29, 2019

Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019

Pottingsmead

An armchair scientist trained in the art of beaker cleaning.

Sounds like Sean Connery and looks like Jack Black.

Also a massive bender.

Look at the dickhead over there. He's a right Pottingsmead...

by n1ghtshad3d December 20, 2019

Punting

Kicking a male partner in the balls during sex then swapping roles or "teams" in which one begins to ferociously fuck the living shit out of them (if female: attach strap on and go wild, if male: use given equipment and go wild)

Peggy was punting Paul prior to patting him on the back for being such a champ.

by Griimace February 14, 2020