poon

a person who is just a fuckin “when” moment, they’re are still in the closet and mega simps. they’re also sometimes curkie’s

fuck me that poon annoys me

by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020

Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Amanda Juicy-Poon

Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).

“Can Amanda Juicy-Poon come????”
“No.”

by gurgletimmygurgle May 13, 2024

Poon

nickname for anyone named vesper

“hey poon”
“who is poon?”
“you. you are poon.”

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet

Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011