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first player syndrome 

When online game players (and generally unskilled ones) think that the game revolves around them. This is most likely due to them playing solo games... Or being an only child.
A: Man, what is up with this Ashe. She keeps getting caught and is blaming support and jungle.

B: Yep, she must have first player syndrome.
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Viola Player 

A person who does not understand that they lack musical ability and are always either out of tune or off tempo. You can always find them giving quizzical looks to their sheet music.
*Person playing out of tune and very off tempo*
Dang he is such a viola player”, said the maestro.

Nintendo Switch Player 

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite
You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

dod player 

found life after CS
dod player by pyre March 6, 2003

Multi-Player 

When two people come together, united by friendship (and a fat blunt) to create magnificent, memorable, magical, majestic Music.
Yoh Dude!
We Multi-Playered the shit out of that crowd last night!
Multi-Player by gecko tongue February 14, 2012

Baritone player 

Baritone players don't exist they are just a figment off the band directors imagination and often time just copy other sections
"Did you hear that baritone player"
"No such a thing doesn't exist"

A Fortnite Player 

A fortnite player is when they just are gay 8-12 year olds playing this game, they might be older, but its a disability. Their just fucking gay and honestly can go suck a big fat cock, it would make more sense if you played the game.
Timothy in our school is a fortnite player.
A Fortnite Player by Justin Jones February 20, 2020