three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players

That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut

by 1willy April 8, 2011

Peanut Butter Farkle

The act of putting peanut butter on one's genitalia in order to have an animal give you oral sex.

Dude you really need to stop with the Peanut Butter Farkle!

by Firestorm108 August 5, 2010

love peanut

a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas

thank u love peanut!

by Luphanduh Sheniqua August 25, 2010

Rogue Peanut

(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.

A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.

by Diondege June 1, 2010

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 20, 2008

peanut fest

the female equivalent of a sausage fest
where the number of females greatly exceedes the number of males

also referred to as raisin fest

situation- three guys enter a room of six or more girls

guys: shit this is a bit of a peanut fest!

by clara468 April 5, 2008

Peanut Butter Couple

A romantic (or platonic/casual) relationship between a ginger and an african american.

Everyone hates a peanut butter couple. They're either extremely happy, or the black partner is brutally abusive.

by Negroid1000 May 7, 2013