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maya the peanut

Maya The Peanut is a young solo K-pop idol with over “986 million views on her first two hits “maya the peanut went to the beach” and “Peanuts dancing in pink tutus ft: Blackpink. She is 15 and is born on 3/9/2007, she is dating niki from Ænhypæn, and she has a brother that is 9 but he is not a K-pop idol, he is born on 6/13/2013.
haiyaa maya the peanut is so cute! 🤭
by TEEEEHEEE🤭🤭 October 16, 2022
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Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.
Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!
by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011
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Peanut

When you nut and pee at the same time.
If I bust a nut and pee is that a peanut ?
by piiuu March 18, 2019
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.
When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.
by messy bun2 November 3, 2022
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The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!
Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016
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