Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)

To have tits that grow on your ass and to be removed you must have them burnt off.
Celebrities who have PATS: Beyonce, Michael Jackson, Bono.

That girl was diagnosed with Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)

by chrisssssssssslol August 22, 2014

pasty

A large pastry that a young fellow named Michael Spinks has reportedly banged.

I would not advise trying to visualise this event.

by Random Person May 20, 2004

Patrycja

An annoying girl who is toxic and lies. Don’t always trust them. They’re the type to laugh at you when you fall over and then bring it up again and again.

Person 1: ‘I think she is a Patrycja.’
Person 2: ‘How??’
Person 1: ‘She was humiliating and embarrassing Person 3 earlier.’

by bleachhyyyyy April 16, 2020

Pasty

A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.

1.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!

Chaz: sweet man! how good?

Jim: Golden at the least.

2.
"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"

3.
"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"

4.
"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

Pansy

a band-aid used when someone has a fatal or minor injury. does not help with mental illnesses.

Zoe- "ow, my wenis (skin on elbow) hurts"
Cassie- "nuthin a pansy can't fix!"

by thatisonefiestyllama January 22, 2005

Pasty

An ugly fat chick with low self respect.

There's no way that pasty is comin' with us.

by Turkey_Dinner August 29, 2006

Pansy

Irrational as a woman, defenseless as a baby, unprepared as a sleeping lion.

Danny-Boy has 0 guns except the one in his panties, he's un-manly as a pansy. Can't be sorry for being a pansy when you're dead.

by Rabid Savage July 12, 2018