Night Moves

A large quantity of alcohol, generally, shots, taken in rapid succession and resulting in significantly lower inhibitions and wildly out of character behavior. Taken in reference from the popular Bob Segar song of the same namesake, when someone asks you the following day why you were acting as such, just the reply of “night moves” will result in a complete understanding and acquittal from the person asking. Any more than 3 of sake bombs, jager bombs, fireball shots will typically result in “night moves.”
Officer: “You mind telling me why you were driving in the wrong lane, doing donuts in the middle of the road, and flipping me off..?”

Driver: “Sorry Officer, blame it on the night moves.”

Officer: “You’re free to go.”

James: “Dude! What the fuck?!? You kissed my wife last night and tried to squeeze her tits!”

Kellen: “Sorry bro. Night moves.”

James: “it’s cool.”
by Phil Knuckenfutz June 29, 2018
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night hawking

when a white guy dates a white woman that has black or mixed kids he is said to be night hawking or bring her back from the darkside some people may also call this reverse muddsharking
when a white man only dates a woman that has mixed or black children he would be a night hawk and if he does more then one at a time he would be night hawking
by killercoy July 06, 2012
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amateur night

Naval term for the day after payday, when nothing seems to go right, especially shipboard evolutions.
Damn! tomorrows gonna' be amateur night.
by Atomic Johnny March 31, 2005
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Shadow in the night

Ever present and pounces when you least expect it! Definition of terrifying!
by Batgirl9813 July 11, 2015
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gothic night

a darkness so dark that only goths would go into
by yeahright March 18, 2003
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night fishing

When a man makes love to a woman (usualy his wife or girlfreind) while she sleeps
Andy went night fishing on his wife...and got 7 years for rape..bad andy
by Bradzzzz April 15, 2007
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night helmet

An attempted "night cap" which inadvertently turns into two or three drinks, thus becoming a "night helmet". Can also be attributed to a "night cap" drink served with a generous and sometimes unexpected alcoholic measure - i.e. in Spain or Italy.
"Steady on with the Jack Daniels Gueseppie, that's supposed to be a nightcap, not a night helmet".
by Mat Morris September 05, 2007
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