Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012

capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015

Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.

"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."

by Timothius91 October 23, 2008

Bean Bat

when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)

John: i gave melissa a bean bat last night
George: EW

by Creamcheems June 8, 2021

BAT

Made popular by American rapper/songwriter East Coast Kristos.

Bitch Ass Thot
or
Bitch Ass Thug

Talking about a girl:

The whole hood ran train on that bat last night.

Talking about a man:
"Ain't that boogie over there?"
"Fuck that bat he stays running his mouth."

by Street Intelligence May 31, 2018