flying turtle

A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.

It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.

Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.

Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.

by VCSsunflower June 20, 2022

Flying Dingleberry

When an individual is shitting and leaves a dingleberry (little piece of shit) out there ass and farts thus making the dingleberry fly into the other person’s mouth

Yo man... you just caught my flying dingleberry.

by narutoXsasuke January 11, 2019

Safety fly

A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one

"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."

by chicbird January 02, 2017

Fly the Taps

Used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment.

Patron: I'would like to Fly the Taps.
Waiter: Uh...What?
Patron: I would like one flight of every beer on tap. I would like to Fly the Taps.

by TheRealSuperMan July 13, 2017

flying sammon

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

Flying Gamahootch

to acheive the flying gamahootch during sex, you must standn something high up, while your partner.lies down low to the ground. you then jumpnoff and immediatley insert the penis into the vagina whijle sc reaming.

guy 1:dude,i did the flying gamahootch on stacey last night!
guy 2: is that why shes in so much pain? holy.fuckk dude! bean

by georgejohnso September 11, 2019

flying cum

Cum blast intended to impact your stomach misses and goes into orbit

Flying cum is Me: I was slapping my staff and held it in for to long and it was sent into space.

Space: the cinnamon toast hard is this.

by SweatCicle October 01, 2019