squeeky arse

Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.

Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"

by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024

flappy arse

it’s alan.

OMG LOOK THERES FLAPPY ARSE!!! (aka alan) #NOWAY! #REALLIFEALAN 😱😱😱

by keira X April 3, 2022

arse over teakettle

To fall in an awkward manner, head over heels.

I fell arse over teakettle down the stairs.

by laddybuck May 18, 2016

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 2, 2019

cabby arsed

Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.

by Open Face Surgery August 22, 2006

squank arse

Squank arse. A absoluty disgusting whore who enjoys sex with animals and gives blumkins at children fares for money, you can usually pick out a squank from a mile away due to the reeking smell of fish and and rotten dog shit.

Oh man, i can smell a squank arse, or is that a fish shop?

by Thesnowbank December 7, 2014

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023