queen of the noobs

someone who is that bad at something they are the queen of all the other noobs

"did you see that guy on halo last night"
"yeh, he was a right queen of the noobs"

by j4k3001 September 20, 2009

Commando Noob

Somebody that uses the commando in black ops with these features

A supressor
A reflex sight with a customized reticle, reticle color, and lens
A camo of any sort
A clan tag and or an emblem

Usually, this type of noob camps. They rarely sprint and try to be sneaky. This noob is most common in search and destroy.

Player 1: "Did you see that guy?"

Player 2: "Yeah, that commando noob had a green smiley face in his reflex sight."

by Guest1234 December 9, 2011

gamer noob

somebody who is a bad gamer

'he couldnt beat me in call of duty'
'thats cos hes a gamer noob'

by p.sakk December 16, 2009

Noob Tube

Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.

"IT'S A TACTICAL ATTACHMENT!!!!!!!QUIT USING IT LIKE A NOOB TUBE!!!!"

by Gamer117 December 11, 2009

What a Noob!

Basics of this saing come from noob which you will see is a slam on new people... in the past directed toward game players an poeple of the sort but now.... well with my community of peoples... has become a broader diss to ne one new to ne thing! lol it acctually is a funny diss so give her a shot

some douche comes up acting bad at say... basket ball... you stomp him... your comment "What a Noob!"!!!

by Brad Freakin Hull October 13, 2006

Boob-Noob

To put it simply, a virgin. Can also be referred to someone who has never touched a woman's breast before.

Kyle: Hey, you know that John's a virgin, right?
Bob: Ha! What a boob-noob.

by Tex54 July 14, 2009

life noob

Generally used on the internet and in real-life, this word has many origins. Generally used to describe someone as an outcast, or someone who does something out of the norm on a constant basis.

Meaning 1: Someone who fails simple everyday tasks. For example - failing to operate an ATM, tie ones shoes properly or wash their hands after using the toilet.

Meaning 2: Someone who fails to socialise in a normal way. For example - at a pub or club, attempting to use a pick-up line on a girl.

Meaning 3: Someone who can no longer function properly in a real environment, and must live constantly "online" connected to their computer/mobile phone/television/etc

1: "Holy shit, that guy over there has been trying to put his card into the ATM the wrong way around for the past 10 minutes, what a life noob."

2:

Ben: Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV
Girl: *SLAP*
Ben: ouch. Hey sugar wanna come back to my house for a drink? I have a BMW
Girl2: *SLAP*
Ben: yeow. Hey honey wanna come back to my place for a coffee? I own stocks in a multimillion dollar company
Girl3: *SLAP*

3: "Holy shit. Those two fat geeks do nothing but play World of Warcraft all day, I bet they've forgotten the real world uses dollars and when you die you don't respawn."

by #FTW April 7, 2006