the noobs moobs

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by ietto November 02, 2010
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Commando Noob

Somebody that uses the commando in black ops with these features

A supressor
A reflex sight with a customized reticle, reticle color, and lens
A camo of any sort
A clan tag and or an emblem

Usually, this type of noob camps. They rarely sprint and try to be sneaky. This noob is most common in search and destroy.
Player 1: "Did you see that guy?"

Player 2: "Yeah, that commando noob had a green smiley face in his reflex sight."
by Guest1234 June 12, 2011
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prepubescent noob

A person of young age who hasn't quite hit puberty yet and has a high voice that plays videos games a lot and believes they're good when they really suck so much ass everyone hates them for playing!
Hey you damn prepubescent noob you suck a lot at this game you think you're good but you really fucking suck!
by Rustybeartrap December 30, 2011
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Noob Tube

Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.
"IT'S A TACTICAL ATTACHMENT!!!!!!!QUIT USING IT LIKE A NOOB TUBE!!!!"
by Gamer117 December 12, 2009
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What a Noob!

Basics of this saing come from noob which you will see is a slam on new people... in the past directed toward game players an poeple of the sort but now.... well with my community of peoples... has become a broader diss to ne one new to ne thing! lol it acctually is a funny diss so give her a shot
some douche comes up acting bad at say... basket ball... you stomp him... your comment "What a Noob!"!!!
by Brad Freakin Hull October 12, 2006
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Boob-Noob

To put it simply, a virgin. Can also be referred to someone who has never touched a woman's breast before.
Kyle: Hey, you know that John's a virgin, right?
Bob: Ha! What a boob-noob.
by Tex54 July 15, 2009
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life noob

Generally used on the internet and in real-life, this word has many origins. Generally used to describe someone as an outcast, or someone who does something out of the norm on a constant basis.

Meaning 1: Someone who fails simple everyday tasks. For example - failing to operate an ATM, tie ones shoes properly or wash their hands after using the toilet.

Meaning 2: Someone who fails to socialise in a normal way. For example - at a pub or club, attempting to use a pick-up line on a girl.

Meaning 3: Someone who can no longer function properly in a real environment, and must live constantly "online" connected to their computer/mobile phone/television/etc
1: "Holy shit, that guy over there has been trying to put his card into the ATM the wrong way around for the past 10 minutes, what a life noob."

2:

Ben: Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV
Girl: *SLAP*
Ben: ouch. Hey sugar wanna come back to my house for a drink? I have a BMW
Girl2: *SLAP*
Ben: yeow. Hey honey wanna come back to my place for a coffee? I own stocks in a multimillion dollar company
Girl3: *SLAP*

3: "Holy shit. Those two fat geeks do nothing but play World of Warcraft all day, I bet they've forgotten the real world uses dollars and when you die you don't respawn."
by #FTW April 07, 2006
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