Russert potato

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )
When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!
by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008
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Cheesy Potatoes

Sex in a cup...
Oh man, those Cheesy potatoes were sex in a cup.
I had an orgy in my mouth!
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potato knockers

when a girl/ boy is very skinnny but has some of the biggest boobs you have seen in your life they have potato knockers
oh my god she has some big potato knockers


omg did you see ally's potato knockers yesterday??
by alex mckenzie, karly August 02, 2008
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potato pancake

a golden brown, flat, fried, pan-like object usually comprised of potato, lightly salted, dipped in catsup.
"May i have a Potato Pancake" says Kristin. "What the fuck is that?" Says chow hall server
by J-bone and K-Dawg and Lil Bit November 07, 2008
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Potato Pancake

Gary was expecting a high-five and puts his hand up but receives a fist bump into his open palm. This is called a Potato Pancake
by Frozen Butterfly March 05, 2011
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Rotten Potato

When you are having sex and in the middle of busting a nut you shove your fist in her ass so that you can save yourself from having a child.
"Dude I had to pull a Rotten Potato yesterday"
by SDFGHJKJHNBVCXDRFTYHJN May 02, 2019
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Pure Potato

When picking potatoes and sorting out the good ones from the bad...
Feargal: aw this potato is rotten, and this one, and this one.

Sinead: YAY!! this ones pure potato!!!!

Feargal & Sinead (do the mash potato dance)
by Marie :D October 25, 2007
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