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low key an ounce

Those two guys over there are low key an ounce
by Danbhap February 12, 2018
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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Kei-le-ot

Kei-le-ot is a chinese american name for a newspaper in new york. It was named after keileot jiambbnong who made the first news paper.
Kei-le-ot was in the newspaper
by Ho ying mrs spooner May 11, 2018
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Poopoo key pog poopoo tesh

A random ass word i made up years ago, due to my autism.
Me: poopoo key pog poopoo tesh!
You: 👌👌👌
by /.,mnbvcxzxcvbhnjmk,. October 12, 2025
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dos key

Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand
Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.
by badluckfrog July 18, 2022
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Dice key

A different way of saying daisuki in Japanese
Sabun: Yo I dice key that guy *says for the 23rd time
by Kylie I love you September 28, 2021
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key krack

shit on some boys keyboard and than squish it into the keys
I just did a key krack on lewis!
by ozmosis25 March 11, 2018
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