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Ninja Pubes

Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.
"wow look at those cunning ninja pubes"
by Harry Bee January 15, 2009
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Tech Ninja

The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.
Damnit this printer won't print...TECH NINJA...I need your help.
by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012
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Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.
Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014
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Brown Ninja

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.
Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.
by dsackaroo January 23, 2013
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ninja pacifier

The ninja pacifier is an engineering marvel created by Tyler Blevins.
"Ninja pacifiers. I want your babies sucking on that."
by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020
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Ninja Pooper

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.
While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.
by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011
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the ninjas again

As in " I think its those ninjas"; finely honed deduction; a proclamation of the usual suspects.
"I think its those ninjas"
"Well, i agree it must be the ninjas again."
by Marzipan March 26, 2003
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