Night Mare

A ho, who's bloodline includes lame steeds, jackasses, and brokedown quarter horses. A defining characteristic is protruding teeth that could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence and an undeserved sense of accomplishment and entitlement. Be careful kids: Don't stand behind this bucking glue factory.

Often considered the arch-nemesis of the centaur this beast is finding it way back to population. If encountered, this creature often answers to: Beast, Oat Bagger, Apple Hoarder, Hoochie Mama, Lame 'O', Boss Lady, and sometimes Ed or Stacey

Man 1: 'Hey Latrell, I'm gonna go to the stable and pick up that horse for a lap round da track. Man 2: be careful, yo... That bitch isn't a lame horse, she's a Night Mare, and has a cock that she will use on you.

Man 1: Yo Fuck that. I'm callin the glue factory.

by BoppoDeBoppo February 11, 2010

night hawking

when a white guy dates a white woman that has black or mixed kids he is said to be night hawking or bring her back from the darkside some people may also call this reverse muddsharking

when a white man only dates a woman that has mixed or black children he would be a night hawk and if he does more then one at a time he would be night hawking

by killercoy July 8, 2012

amateur night

Naval term for the day after payday, when nothing seems to go right, especially shipboard evolutions.

Damn! tomorrows gonna' be amateur night.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Shadow in the night

Ever present and pounces when you least expect it! Definition of terrifying!

Batman is a shadow in the night

by Batgirl9813 July 28, 2015

gothic night

a darkness so dark that only goths would go into

by yeahright March 17, 2003

night helmet

An attempted "night cap" which inadvertently turns into two or three drinks, thus becoming a "night helmet". Can also be attributed to a "night cap" drink served with a generous and sometimes unexpected alcoholic measure - i.e. in Spain or Italy.

"Steady on with the Jack Daniels Gueseppie, that's supposed to be a nightcap, not a night helmet".

by Mat Morris September 14, 2007

night fishing

When a man makes love to a woman (usualy his wife or girlfreind) while she sleeps

Andy went night fishing on his wife...and got 7 years for rape..bad andy

by Bradzzzz December 15, 2008