Nerd Syndrome

A syndrome that causes the person with it to become incredibly intelligent after putting on a pair of glasses.
*puts on glasses*
“Eight to the sixth power equals 262,144! Oh golly, I must have nerd syndrome.”

“Thank you guys for watching my skit on me getting nerd syndrome!”
by Daddy Jack February 12, 2018
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nerd posse

(Aust) n.

1) A collective noun for nerds.

2)That group of nerds at any university responsible for nerd tagging or nerdish graffiti.
1) The conference on mathematical methods in physics was a veritable posse of nerds.

2) The Nerd posse pwned the uni toilets. It was almost impossible to take a crap without encountering a formula or two.
by Costa Del Barto June 27, 2006
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dirty nerd

The act of taking a deuce on someone's chair usually an unliked teacher or co-worker and then throwing a book over the poo and leaving the work of art for the person to discover.
I totally dirty nerded her...I can't wait to see her expression when she finds out.

I just gave the best dirty nerd to President Obama...take that socialistic healthcare.
by smirnoff1264 April 16, 2010
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nerd bleed

a nose bleed that occurs without reason
melvin got a nerd bleed during the math test
by imer February 11, 2005
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calculus nerd

a person who loves calculus and math. they can usually multiply two digit numbers together and get them right. typically below average in the looks department. once in a while a class is graced by the presence of an amazingly smart person. most calculus nerds believe that calculus is funner than darts.
The calculus nerd(matt) is asking Chrstine to prom right now. So how about it?
by matt.stud March 23, 2006
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Wanna be nerd

Someone who thinks (s)he's a nerd and most of all wants to be it, but doesn't have what it takes. Someone who might look like the part but isn't smart enough.
Wanna be nerd explains how the computer works from a handbook rather than from memory.
by Paula3 September 04, 2008
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Drama Nerd

One who spends a lot of time in Dramatic endevors. Often hangs out with other Drama nerds
A groups of Drama nerds is called a Drama Troupe
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