myspace

Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.

wow, poor guy who has to pay for the server this myspace shit is run on...

by Steve N July 24, 2008

myspace

therapy for alot of self-confused people

Comment me on myspace later plz! PLEASE!

by LordNycon September 23, 2009

MySpace

A way for teens to throw away their lives talking to people online that they could easily text, call, or go over to their house

Tim:You have a MySpace?
Josh:whats that?
Tim:texting and friends on the internet!
Tim Dies laughing on the floor

by Clouds of YouTube April 15, 2009

Myspace guy

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.

Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?

Carrie: ugh...yeah

Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?

Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy

Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(

by Lebv23 March 30, 2011

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

myspace

A magical bubble which is invisible. You are always in it where ever you go. When you feel uncomfortable it's because some thing is making the 'myspace' bubble make strange shapes.

David: "Wow! Man!"
Dave: "What?"
David: "Get out of myspace!"

by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

MYSPACE

the website that tom made for friends to talk to

myspace is a website fdsaqwr

by DARJELLO June 11, 2008