myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

Myspace

Site that’s been dead for more than over a decade now practically a ghost town. When it was popular people used to layout their page, fight over who was supposed to be on your top 8, had emo or other cringy photos taken by a digital camera. Now some of the people who used it miss it because it reminds them of the youth that they’ll never get back.

MySpace is so dead right now, it’s practically a ghost town, but if you want to relive your mid 2000s emo glory days go to spacehey.com it’s the modern day version of Myspace

by Frank2020 March 25, 2021

Myspace

Hermit, friendless, in real life, endlessly adding aliens to their friends list.

haii add me on myspace.
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by douchebagggggggg February 28, 2009

myspacing

the act of going on myspace for hours with no point in it.

Kevin:Is bobby myspacing again?
Chink:Yea thats all the kid ever does!
Keith:Quite frankly i think he is myspacing to be a whore!

by Red boy February 28, 2008

myspace hardcore

A genre which is the blend of melodic hardcore, early metallic hardcore and some post-hardcore. It usually has metallic hardcore riffs oftentimes influenced by early metalcore bands such as Earth Crisis, Visions of Disorder or Poison the Well, melodic choruses and the occasional dissonant chords. It makes heavy use of screamed vocals, although shouting, cleans and gang vocals are also prominent. The genre gets it's name from it's popularity on sites such as MySpace.

Examples of MySpace Hardcore: Evergreen Terrace, later Comeback Kid, Arrow Minds (an especially modern example), A Dozen Furies (very ATG infused example)

by mish1 September 25, 2023

MySpaced

A place nobody goes to anymore ie a dessert of sorts

John: hey wanna go 2 d lobster 4 drinks

Chad: nah that place is SOO MySpaced

by Theo4ever January 11, 2015

myspace

A place where people use as much profanity as possible, try to look tough, and where girls are actually allowed to make themselves look like sluts without getting into a shitload of trouble from their idiot parents

HAI GAIZ CMMNT MII PICCHUR PLZZ BCZ I DWNLOADED THM AL OF GOOGLE AND UPLODED DEM TO MYSPACE CUZ I'M ACCULY A PRIK HOO CNT SPEL 4 SHEET

by socksandspoons October 16, 2009